Just for a few smiles this afternoon I thought I would share this email I received that made me laugh!
Learn ta Speak Redneck |
BARD – verb. Past tense of the infinitive “to borrow.”
Usage: “My brother bard my pickup truck.” |
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JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: “My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck.” |
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MUNTS - noun. A calendar division. Usage: “My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts.” |
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IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See “Auburn Alumni.” Usage: “Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!” |
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RANCH - noun. A tool. Usage: “I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago.” |
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ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: “I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck.” |
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FAR - noun. A conflagration. Usage: “If my brother from Jawjuh doesn’t change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far.” |
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BAHS - noun. A supervisor. Usage: “If you don’t stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!” |
{have to say I am kind of a fan of this bike}
{works well for you pregger moms as well}
{I just have no words for this one.}
{In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.}
{love loudly.}
